kattdogg:

biococks:

wowgay:

my cat died and then the grim reaper decided to clean the litterbox

how considerate of him

oh my fucking god

lolwut

redrumrose:

10knotes:

I think my sink is clogged

I see what you did there

redrumrose:

10knotes:

I think my sink is clogged

I see what you did there

Unpopular opinion: I generally* dislike vegans.

Now before you get up in arms about it, hear me out: I have no problem with the vegetarian or vegan lifestyle. If that’s what suits you and makes you happy, by all means go ahead and do what you do.

My issue is, while most vegetarians I know are tolerant of omnivores like myself, and generally respect that the choice is not for everyone, it seems like a lot (not all, but a lot) of the vegans I meet act like militant, self-righteous assholes about it, even toward vegetarians (see: PETA). My favorite [sarcasm] thing some of them tend to scream is “Eating meat/animal products is speciesism!” No it fuckin’ isn’t, it doesn’t make us “better” than another species just because we happen to be higher on the food chain (or food web rather). We evolved to be an omnivorous, adaptable, and resourceful species.

Now I’ll say that I don’t agree with commercial fur sales/industry, or how meat animals are generally treated for mass consumption - ideally I would buy from local farmers and hunters only, but I don’t have that option right now and am not inclined to entirely remove meat from my diet - so I share some ideals with vegetarians and vegans who chose this lifestyle for those reasons, but it’s just that the average vegan I meet doesn’t realize that shaming omnivores and vegetarians for eating or using any sort of animal product isn’t exactly going to win them many allies.

I’ll re-iterate: I have no inherent problem with vegetarians or vegans, or their lifestyle choices, I just ask for understanding/tolerance on both sides (vegan/vegetarian and omnivore).

dreamsweetlove:

tiredpterois:

sardonicpuppeteer:

ianbrooks:

The Louisville Decapitator by Gords’ Garage

Made from carbon steel, screws, and good ol’ fashioned slugger, this multi-purpose weapon doubles as both a zombie-decapitating blade with excellent swinging ability while the other side can be used to beat the scavenging human hordes that are certainly trying to steal your zombie survival packs. Check out the work in progress at gordsgarage.wordpress and dont forget to double tap.

(via: hackaday)

the noise i just made was some sort of unholy satan-moan.

my god.

Yeeeessss

GOD I NEED THIS

lacedinweddings:

He was so excited, instead of walking down the aisle, he carried her down the aisle after they were pronounced man husband and wife.

I had to correct that, I hate when people say “man and wife” as if she’s just an extension of the man.

lacedinweddings:

He was so excited, instead of walking down the aisle, he carried her down the aisle after they were pronounced man husband and wife.

I had to correct that, I hate when people say “man and wife” as if she’s just an extension of the man.

Fanfiction. A socially acceptable way to say ‘I’m off to read some porn now’
Sorry I haven’t been too active lately

As I’ve come to the realization that I am in fact single (it’s something I had to get used to after three and a half years of being in a relationship), I’ve been socializing more, both on Skype and offline. There are three guys I’ve hooked up with, but I think I’m going to cut that tie with the guy in Baltimore (I still intend to remain friends with him, but our personalities and sexual tastes are too different; I’m mostly just waiting for the right time) and stick with Zach (who’s in northern Delaware) and Stephen (my latest flame - he’s local) for the time being. I’ll also need to devote more time to my studying, as I’m falling behind and need to catch up.

I need to watch my money, I just cashed my $200 allowance check for October and November last week, and am already down to about $50. I overdrew my debit card so now I definitely need to check my spending. Holy fuck, November is right around the corner already… where did the semester go?

My writing inspiration has been low, instead my spark has gone to drawing, and I’ve been practicing human anatomy to draw anthro art.

I’m writing this from my laptop; normally I would be in class right now, but I woke up with a headache, nausea, and then the jackhammers outside aren’t making me feel any better. Luckily I do not have lab today… I hate Mondays… I’m going to try to spend some time studying for my exam on Friday, and hope that I’ll get to go see Zach this weekend.

If anyone is interested in talking to me, it’s best to contact me through Skype (Skype name: jagcobra_vertigo). My display picture is as shown, so you know you got it right:

Not that I expect anyone to actually message me, but if you’re interested, there it is.

birdblog:

cryptovolans:

pieceofsleep:

rhamphotheca:

p-e-r-e-g-r-i-n-e:birdblog:Bat Falcon (Falco rufigularis)
(by *Ryan Shaw on Flickr)

somebody really needs to photosop a tiny pipe into his claw

What’s that, old chap?Is that an opera over yonder? HOW SIMPLY SPLENDID. CHEERIO, jolly good show. okay that was a good usage of my time. 

oh my god thank you so much for doing this
ALL THE AWARDS

birdblog:

cryptovolans:

pieceofsleep:

rhamphotheca:

p-e-r-e-g-r-i-n-e:birdblog:Bat Falcon (Falco rufigularis)

(by *Ryan Shaw on Flickr)

somebody really needs to photosop a tiny pipe into his claw

What’s that, old chap?

Is that an opera over yonder? HOW SIMPLY SPLENDID.
 
CHEERIO, jolly good show.
 
okay that was a good usage of my time. 

oh my god thank you so much for doing this

ALL THE AWARDS

I’ve come to the conclusion I am these following memes:

kristiedvided:

notmybellatrixyoubitch:

Paranoid parrot.

Quirky turkey.

Socially awkward penguin.

Bachelorette frog.

Add bipolar owl and yup

ayfucker:

shinobu-:

such a good idea

dude really though

inkdgirls:

http://drugsandinsanity.tumblr.com/

Rico Genest “Zombie Boy” for Dermablend Professional full coverage tattoo primer. [commercial] [behind the scenes

I’ve always wondered what he would look like without his tattoos. Definitely check out the behind the scenes video, he’s incredibly sweet talking about being covered up. I especially love when he see’s himself fully covered and he said he doesn’t really notice because he’s comfortable in his own skin. Great campaign though, smart move Dermablend.